We are supposed to believe that Kimmer got a job and that's why he hasn't made videos or posted on kimmerchan. However this narrative is very fishy (><> <- fish for reference). Let's look at the facts:
1. Kimmer's real name is Kimburg Goldenstein.
2. In 2019 Kimburg was arrested on charges of involuntary manslaughter and public indecency. He served a sentence of a year and a half in prison. This caused him to be fired from the CIA
3. In 2021 Kimburg sold highly enriched uranium, tens of thousands of AK47s and 100,000 tons of ammunition to Maoist paramilitary groups across the third world. Interpol and the CIA began a search for him and put a $5,000,000,000 bounty on his body, dead or alive.
4. Kimburg with the cooperation of the at-the-time Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi fled to Iran and was kept hidden in Iran.
5. Kimburg caused Ebrahim's helicopter, causing Iran to expel him.
6. Kimburg sought refuge in Israel, where he became a leading IDF leader.
7. The CIA became concerned that Kimburg would give classified CIA intel to Israel, causing them to pursue a hit on him in secret to not worsen relations with Israel.
8. In 2024 Kimmer faked his death and fled to Poland
9. On June 5th, 2025 the US government bought intel from Israel regarding Kimmers new identity and location, in exchange the US promised to secretly pursue a war against Iran.
10. On June 7th, 2025 "Kimmer" stated that he got a job (highly unlikely considering his criminal record) so he will be more busy, conveniently providing time to stall so that the CIA can either find an actor or AI to emulate kimmer.
11. "Kimmer" disappeared and is still missing.

I don't buy it. I think Kimmer is gone. I demand the US government to give us the full truth on Kimmer.

it's friday the 13th

Making one last post on kimmerchan before WW3 starts

i have gender indenity issues

idk where else to put this but one time on /x/ when i was browsing it there was this thread where someone was extremely mad because they got turned into a fish, everyone was either making jokes or honoring him as some sort of mystical figure. maybe if kimmer ever runs out of content that will be of use to him, idk but i have wanted to share this for a while.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/39683312/

me when i wake up (what is going on???)

Had an /s4s/ user (https://boards.4chan.org/s4s/thread/12310763) make this fanart of kimmer killing steve jobs

kimmerfans when the function has 2000s era technology, media analysis, polish culture, south park references and murder

also i know the image has nothing to do with the post but i made it in photoshop so please use it

kimmer fans when they see an intoxicated lonely hitchhiker in a rural area with no cell service at night (they are about to do unspeakable actions)

POV: Kimmer made a post on the 'chan